The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011
Get the Multi-alarm method mug.The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.
I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!
by pentozali August 22, 2011
Get the Superman method mug.The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
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Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
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...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
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...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
Get the squeegee method mug.Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
by gratepatch October 15, 2023
Get the The Luke Method mug.The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
Get the The Tow-Boat Method mug.A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023
Get the The AOM Method mug.A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023
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