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The Kiss of Meth

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.
by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019
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fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.
I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024
mugGet the fuck methmug.

Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.
Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.
by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Meth Puddlemug.

Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth, they will swap out you new parts for used ones. Your car will not be done on time. One the up side they will accept meth as a payment for services done.
I used a Meth-canic and he swapped out my new parts for used ones.
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Meth

A drug used for weight loss and heighten sense of all things depending on the amount you take. May cause paranoia, depression, excessive talking.
Take some meth for your lethargic energy.
by Everyone Us September 5, 2018
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meth tick

The term "Meth Tick" is referred to as a form of an IOU agreement between the supplier and user of meth, in which the user would obtain and inhale the agreed quantity of meth before they are financially capable to pay their supplier.

During "Meth Tick", an agreed quantity and price of meth will be set by the supplier and user. Furthermore, a deadline to pay the Meth Tick will be set by the supplier, in which the user must accept before they are granted Meth Tick. MT's lack of popularity amongst suppliers is due to the always high risk of the user evading the tick bill completely, which is more commonly known as "not being good for the tick" or "throwing off".

The cons of the Meth Tick on the suppliers end heavily outweighs the pros, making it an almost seemingly pointless manoeuvre for the supplier to make. A good incentive some well experienced users tend to put forth to their supplier is something we like to call collateral - this is done in order to improve the users chances of a successful Meth Tick.

Collateral is an offering the user makes to the supplier, which would be a materialistic item of high dollar value such as a set of djm/cdj2000 decks, electrical appliances or even your mothers beloved engagement ring. The price of the offered collateral item(s) must meet or exceed the price of the agreed amount of meth. Failing to do so will result in a disinterested supplier.
1. Do you think Isaac will be up for Meth Tick?
2. Larkin mate, if you don't have any money, Meth Tick is the only option until pay day.
3. There's no way I'm doing another Meth Tick for Nathan, last time I kept his ipad he offered as collateral because the tick bill wasn't covered in time. Nathan: "I know the money is late, but is there any chance i can get my ipad back?" Isaac: "No way cunt that's long gone". Nathan: "Phwoahh. Loose."
by BigTimeBenny July 25, 2014
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meth

meth is a synthetic drug with more rapid and lasting effects than amphetamine, used illegally as a stimulant and as a prescription drug to treat narcolepsy and maintain blood pressure. meth also know as ice, chalk, crystal, rocks, and speed. these are common street names for meth.
jesse we need to cook meth in the meth lab provided by gus now that you have killed gale we can now cook meth together.
by mr.lambert December 13, 2022
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