love you long time for $5

is wat a chinese prositute says when shes wants you you to fuck her for money

me love you long time for $5

by John f. kendy February 18, 2009

I love you

These three words are shared between people that share a great love for one another like Tony Stark and his daughter Morgan Stark

I love you 3000

by Tabitha13 July 28, 2019

i love you

THE BIGGEST LIE IN THE WORLD

joe: i love you
Penny: i love you too
Joe: SIKE

by therealOGyeet January 14, 2019

I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. August 17, 2005

I love you more Andrew

I love you more and it’s a fact.

I love you more Andrew shut the fuck up

by Moo lol June 23, 2021

I was meant for loving you baby

The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss

Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.

by Ariel Aries November 27, 2020

“I love you” arms race

When two (or more) people get caught in a loop of saying “I love you” with increasing intensity or grandeur.
Ex-
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “I love you more!”
Person 1: “I love you most!”
Person 2: “I love you mostest!”
Ad infinitum

“Those two are disgusting together, they constantly get stuck in an “I love you” arms race.”

by zmcr1234 February 11, 2020