lazy ass

Way too laxy to get out of bed to go online. He/She uses cellphone to communicate to his/her friends. see lazy

Hubba Bubba was just a lazy ass to roll out of bed to see who was on his yahoo list.

by Brennie January 13, 2006

lazy pig

lazy

me: you're a lazy pig
you: who???
me: literally you

by shadowsdad March 7, 2022

Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

by Westers March 19, 2010

lazy boyin

Is when you're blowin a L and someone has been sittin on that motherfucker for a while.

Chris: Hey, where is that blunt? I havent hit it in centuries!

Omar: Look! Fuckin Pat's been lazy boyin it over there.

by immortaL` March 10, 2009

lazy hawk

A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has

Have you seen the Cancerbats lead singer?
what about him?
he is sporting a lazy hawk
cool

by davhth4 February 21, 2009

lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 9, 2006

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016