short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.

The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.

by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021

jake landry

Jake landry is a funny guy with most likely lots of money. A jake landry will find a way to make sure everyone around him stays happy and okay, they won’t leave their friends behind even if they hurt him, leaving him very depressed often

I love that jake landry guy, he always lends me money when I’m in need.

by ScoopyPants February 16, 2021

Franklin Ladder Splatter

Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.

Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!

William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"

by mjp9348 May 11, 2021

Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.

Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.

by that omaha guy July 27, 2021

The Mexican Landgrab

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture

That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012

climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️

damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder

by poopinagroup June 12, 2017

Chutes and ladders, bitch

Life has harsh ups and downs

You didn't get your raise? Chutes and ladders, bitch. Chutes and ladders.

by Auntshel February 1, 2020