Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.
by Yourkleinebaby November 21, 2021
Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo
by @xsky July 18, 2022
Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡
by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020
by KobeVans March 29, 2020
kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
by akai November 26, 2021
a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
by babsohboy December 20, 2016
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019