SYSTOLE PREP KIT

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.

THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine

Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

Kit

A British person who is known to be a great comfort and very supportive friend, one of the best people you'll ever meet!

"I love you kit!"

by Spinnerstailbone March 27, 2022

Kit

A person who's mentally and emotionally crippled. Also means "Keeping It Together" to sum it all up.

Oh yeah I heard they're a KIT.

by katsucurrybowl June 8, 2021

Kit

A kit is when a girl/guy gives a lot of hickeys to a guy/girl in order for them to be considered a "kitty" or a cat.

Amelia was definitely a kit last night.

by rayochii March 14, 2020

Kit

A British person who provides/provided great comfort and help in hard times

"You're such a kit."
"You saved my life kit"

by Spinnerstailbone March 27, 2022

Nautical kit

Nautical kit, is a kit made up off random objects. These objects consist of A paper bag, rubber band and pencil. The purpose of this is to fool all the newbies in the Navy. Who are first time on a ship. Usually a senor member of the crew will ask a new man to go find him a "Nautical kit".

Petty Officer go find me a Nautical kit, and make it snappy.

by AGuni GooGoo May 26, 2017

kit

is a shinnie and emo

wow kit is extraemo

by eed937490 December 14, 2021