Keanu Reeves

A drawing of a head of a male with big eyes and fat lips. It can range to different animals with male human faces. The naming process for the drawing goes by what the shape is, the word ending "anu", and then "Reeves" as the last name.

"Wow, that fish sure has big eyes and fat lips, it surely is a Fishanu Reeves like Keanu Reeves!"

by bionys, the vegan robot June 3, 2022

Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy

Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.

by Dojyaaan! June 9, 2022

kaan

A slur used against people who sexually identify as “Barlo” (the attraction to bees).

Look at the bee fucking kaan over there!

by The Girls of June 16, 2022

Kaan Aydemir

the twat that is obsessed with vahid and can't live without chess.

he has the mental capacity of a childs teaspoon and is the height of an egg

person: have you seen kaan aydemir?
person 2: what you mean that egg looking thing that is obsesssed with vahid? yeah he's over there.

by ittsmalaika July 8, 2022

kaan aydemir

Vahid's Shawty Number 1
Hottie
Gambles all his Robux on rbxflip.com
Sucks at chess
In Love with Rosa
Bastard
Loves sucuk

Bro, Don't touch Kaan Aydemir. Vahid will put you in a pack!

by imafatgoat123 July 8, 2022

Kaanmış

When someone does a non-sensical action that cannot be explained in sentences.

Holy fucking shit! Kaanmış..

by Aibi August 28, 2022

KaanAlp

A Turkish delight full of intense sexual energy. Loves baklava and playing video games with his friends. Sexually entices woman to the point of exhaustion, and slabs his ten inch dick onto them. A common tittie fucker who loves anal sex as long as the girl shits on his chest first. A partier beyond all else, as he spends his weekends blasted inside bars waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his move.

He's a KaanAlp, so I will fuck him.

by Govols98 September 18, 2022