Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

by Gabri December 21, 2019

Jonah

You know that white guy ya him

That's Jonah

by Jaatoff January 31, 2020

Jokalize

When you drink fruit punch without a straw so it stains your mouth in a way that kind of looks like the Joker's makeup.

I don't think he even noticed that he Jokalized himself.

by Epic Zoomer March 8, 2020

Jona

Why even?

Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS

by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020

jonailee

Jonailee is a nice, shy, good in bed, and very freaky girl, she likes black boys and has brown hair and brown eyes. Jonailee is mixed and she is athletic, smart ,and strong . She goes very well with boys if the letter B, J, E

Did you see Jonailee she looks so beautiful today.

by jalani March 23, 2020