the muddy boot

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!

"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"

by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005

knockin boots

When two people hook up and have sex. This is known as "knockin boots".

Char and Wayne met and started "knockin boots".

by booboosharp October 7, 2009

boot mouth

a person that talks so much that it reminds you of an old cowboy boot that has come apart on the toe and just flaps in the wind

she talks so much and don't say anything! She rinds me of an old tall cowboy boot that has come apart at the end and just flaps in the wind ...She got the boot mouth, talkin a lot and ain't sayin nothin

by V&V January 31, 2015

The dildo boots

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.

"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"

by lg June 14, 2004

phantom-boot

When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.

“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”

by cowfolk77 May 3, 2023

Boots Cunt

A real dopey dumb cunt normally found on a construction site (wearing boots) gullible and/or clumsy

The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.

Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.

by Single Paul February 14, 2019

long boot

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.

That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.

by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018