Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
by GSPSlats January 10, 2014

I feel like coupa de li - a phrase commonly used at events where one may feel hyper or feel the need to annoy their best friends while walking around for 3 hours
by andreayayayaya February 26, 2020

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.
This phrase comes out from a vine video.
This phrase comes out from a vine video.
X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.
by Bitchempress June 17, 2018

by Ant February 18, 2004

by meh November 5, 2004

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".
I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.
I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.
by hungrydude February 21, 2023

A common term for when you do things exactly as you previously predicted through drawing. If you hang out near a steam or a natural setting, this is perfect.
“Wow, that mirror thing worked awesome!”
(Turn to camera, suddenly wearing glasses) “Just like I drew it.”
(Turn to camera, suddenly wearing glasses) “Just like I drew it.”
by Craig... Creek...smith. April 28, 2022
