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Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky
by strappling May 30, 2022
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Humble Honkeypie

An act where you cum into a rebel flag, wrap it around Tannerite, then detonate it, for the South has fallen.
She was bad but she was kinda racist, I had to give her that Humble Honkeypie to teach her a lesson.
by Ruckus Rawson August 16, 2023
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habble hankey

a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.
habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday
by gigel goo December 20, 2023
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bald ass honkey

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
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yee yee honkey

a country backwoods hick who loves their truck, four wheelers, chewin tobacco, & cowboy killers. they can be found fishing, hunting, mudding, or singing country music.
“see tyler over there? he just lit a cowboy killer. what a yee yee honkey”
by madison18 May 28, 2018
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