Blowing the harmonica

Giving a blow job along the side of the penis using the same motion that a harmonica is played.

Blowing the harmonica can be messy.

Can you blow my harmonica?

by vixicox June 11, 2009

harold

A horny woman with tiny boobs who is addicted to sex.

Omg Drew! You make me feel like a Harold!

by annaban xxo December 24, 2007

Harold

Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.

Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth

T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?

by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020

dirty harold

when your hanging out with your friends and you get bored so you strip to your underwear and start grinding on them, turning them on and eventually you all have a big gang bang but with spicy twist, you and your friends put taco powder on eachothers dicks and smack eachother while calling eachother juan

last night i did the dirty harold with my boi gage, Russell, and julian rodierojomcde

by Gotm_oof November 16, 2017

harmon heater

A large and unattractive woman. Sometimes feeling that they are attractive, and may have thinner friends (who are attractive). They also have a tendenacy to eat large meals.

Krista is so huge!! What a harmon heater!!! She finished off her dinner and mine!!

by C. P. October 12, 2006

harold jay-nes lingo

n. A type of dialect where one would over pronounce the "H" in words where the "H" is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. Specifically words starting with "WH", the "w" would be faint and the "h" would be abrupt and obvious. Also contorting the word "dollars" to "dowl-lers". Originated by Harold Jaynes himself. a.k.a. Harold Jay-nes

Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHERE are my wwwHITE monopoly dowllers!?"
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHICH of you like wwwHITE rice?"
Victim: "Holy crap, Harold Jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!"

by Skoylaaaa November 6, 2007

harmoner

When a male gets and erection while listening to females harmonize.

Tom got a harmoner while listening to the Dirty Projectors.

by lil Shelly January 25, 2014