Fred

shit

united is shit especially with fred

by shaqiri > sancho August 29, 2021

Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley is @luluswitner ‘s boyfriend. He is the most perfect thing in this world. I love him so so so much.

Fred Weasley is gorgeous.

by luluswitner November 25, 2021

Fred

Fred has such a massive cock, is an amazing guy, absolutely cracked at video games. He gets all the women and everybody who looks at him loves him.

God Fred is so amazing I wish I was as epic as him.

by Aids.com August 9, 2021

Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.

I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Fred

A Fatass Cat That Does Nothing

HOLY SHIT! FRED MOVED?!?!

by nigerfaget6969 January 5, 2021

Fred

Slang in South Australia for a helix piercing (the top of the ear where the cartilage is). Peaked in the late 90s and is mostly unknown today, but every so often you'll overhear a mention of it.

Tobias: My ear canes, I got a Fred done at Marion earlier.
Levi: A what now?
Tobias: Never fucking mind.

by xiaoyun the lizard queen December 13, 2021

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024