Kobe

Helicopter Brand Giblets

Person 1: Man, did you heard about Kobe Bryant?
Person 2: Aw fuck he's dead?

by bumboblio January 30, 2020

Kobe

The man who made our paper ball shots that much better.

Joe was going to make a paper ball shot before he shot, he shouted ¨kobe

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 27, 2020

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.

Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”

by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.

Kobe is a really nice guy!

by Jake58376 April 21, 2022

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020