Flush the mouse

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

by Iskifast March 20, 2024

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

curtousy flush

flushing the toilet in the middle of taking a dump to reduce the smell for others in the vicinity.

"Dude! do a curtousy flush, your killing me!"

by Bronson P December 4, 2016

fluid flush

The act of nutting inside of a female companion then inserting a garden hose into the same hole to preform a "fluid flush" this can also be done with a turkey baster and some warm water to remove the semen and thus preventing procreation.

"oh shit I didn't pull out, we should preform a fluid flush", "Nah screw the condom we can just do a fluid flush when we are done."

by CNDPineapple February 8, 2021

Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 20, 2021

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..

Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.

by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018