Ned Flanders

A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time

Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders

shutup ned flanders

by ittybittyt April 17, 2019

flanders

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!

by mooogan August 30, 2004

Alexander

A guy who is red neck shooter.Will do everything, to be a dick to everyone he meets. Has no friends ,and mentally screwed.

"DUDE I JUST SAW THAT ALEXANDER-AJ"
HE SAID,"HE WILL SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"
"WE GOT TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

by morriscode12345 December 31, 2018

Alexander

Alexander scares me but that's a' okay. He's awesome. I draw him to often but whatever. He has some really nice brown eyes they curve at the bottom. He has some lips that are mostly frowning. He has a pretty normal nose. Cheekbones.. He has half eyebrows due to a catastrophe that happened on call. Jk. Anyway. He used to have blonde hair, then black, then half black half red, now back to black.He cut his hair recently. He is abt 6'2. Tol boy vibes amirightHe has large hands and I still try to compete even though my hands are definitely smaller. His nails could cut a bitch though. He often wears black Hoodies and tripaloski sweats. He also wears a lot of black shorts with this certain grey long sleeve, he tucks it in at the front bottom. He also wears a headband (cloth that goes around his forehead. Stoopid.) he wears combat boots. He recently got some vans and drew a barbed wire pattern on them. He liked our friends mom- He lives with his grandparents who are nice but usually aren't home. He once tried to scream til he lost his voice. it didn't work *cries*. He has two dogs, trouble and the other one I'm not sure about the name. Trouble is an inside dog and his other isnt. He also had chickens for a while. He also has these cross earings, recently he pierced his ear by himself as well. His old tiktok got banned sucks. He has a boyfriend named evan who is a perfect match for him. Absolutely perfect. They are the best couple. Fight me on that, bet.

I have a nickel

Alexander likes dark things.
Alexander is not emo.

Alexander is a boy, so help me if you misgender him I will end you.

by Kxydenzugly September 7, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is the name you give to the child you hate the most. Combine it with Arberg and it is truly a weak and horrible person.

is that Alexander, we should probably go the other way?
no that's Alexander Arberg.
oooh damn, we should run.

by nico188f October 12, 2020

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Alexander the great

used to express how stupid some called Alexander is by saying he is sooooo great

Alexander:o ye i completed halo 194 last night
Bob: wow your really Alexander the great

by Razorsharp October 7, 2007