Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals May 26, 2018

Bust a flap

(Verb) Nobody knows what it truly means, though it sounds like a slang term for some form of sexual activity.

“I really want to bust a flap right now.”

“Hey, Ryan! Want to bust a flap with me?”

“I’m going to bust her flap(s) next time I see her.”

by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ January 15, 2020

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

by dave baxter May 16, 2009

fapstation

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

Flagstaff

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.

Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.

by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012