fitten

A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.

For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.

by JollyJester January 7, 2008

dum i fittan

Dum i fittan (stupid in the pussy) is a swedish "underground" slang term that means high on drugs. Often amphetamine.

-Fan va horigt jävla fittdum du är, FITTKLITTA!
-Jag är ju fan DUM I FITTAN!

by HKK.. lolz.. May 22, 2006

Fatty Bo Batty

A large, marijuana, blunt that has taken the shape of a baseball bat.

If every one puts their weed together, we can roll a "Fatty Bo Batty"!!!

by Will C05 January 22, 2009

What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Fatty Lipperstien

A huge dip that when put in your lip gives off the appearance of a small tumor residing in your mouth

After packing his Skoal long-cut, Carl put in a Fatty Lipperstien.

by Derek Garner October 24, 2005

Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

by Night Marauder August 21, 2007

Finty

A girl with an eccentric hairstyle - natural or artificial. Usually with a personality almost as equally eccentric. Great fun to be around but does get offended when their hair is mentioned in an offensive way.

"No way! Look at that girls hair, she's a total Finty!"

by OwlieLou May 21, 2010