last first kiss

A song by One Direction. “Last First Kiss” is on their second album.

I just listened to “Last First Kiss.”

by Brisomo October 5, 2020

First Lady URL

Ms. Hustle is the First Lady URL. She was the first female battle rapper to battle on SMACK/URL.

The First Lady URL is Ms. Hustle.

by Hcucegv December 29, 2020

Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.

You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.

by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022

first kiss

the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”

by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023

Punt on first down

Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.

"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."

by Isaac "84YearoldVirgin" Newton September 30, 2012

vivek the first

Sexiest man alive. No further context necessary. Check his sophomore album "fish" out on Spotify.

Satish: "Guess who I just met the other day?"
Rishabh: "Your mom?"
Satish: "No, Vivek The First"
Rishabh: "I'm gonna bussssssst"

by Bohemian Rhapsody 35 September 9, 2021

tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022