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farm to fork

Where you buy meat from a farm shop, artisan / farmer’s market or butchers that sources their meat from a local farmer (or they even are the farmer) and sell it directly to you to serve up and eat.
I love cooking with fresh local meat - can’t beat farm to fork!
by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019
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Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
mugGet the shard farmingmug.

culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
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Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end
Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew
by Rickypeepee May 9, 2019
mugGet the Farm Daddymug.

maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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Farm Fever

When people who do manual labor (ex. working on a farm) get horny more quickly than normal from the increased testosterone.
It's been such a long day, and I feel so horny... I think I have Farm Fever.
by Robogineer January 10, 2014
mugGet the Farm Fevermug.

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