even and peyton

A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.

Wow look it is Even and Peyton

by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018

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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 15, 2018

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Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

by De Subiie January 9, 2017

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Even

He is the smartest guy in the house and he is the best friend you have and he is cool.

Omg Even is comming!

by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021

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Fairly even

The best deal for both sides.

Them people so good to work with because they keep it fairly even.

by quicktogetlitt August 31, 2021

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Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.

I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.

by hllw September 1, 2021

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