Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

Erect

A good or great time

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!

by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019

De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014