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Epic Win

The greatest possible way for man to succeed ay anything.

Contradictory to Epic Fail
Dude, Who is that Guy?

Hell if I know

What's his Score?

306 kills and 2 deaths

Epic Win
by Honk Honk Blarg June 13, 2008
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Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."
by Cinnamonroll~ 112xD April 3, 2009
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epic-ness

super cool ;
the coolest you can get.
rudy + ago are totally epic-ness ftw!

LMAO
by TRUDAAAAY-- July 27, 2009
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epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.
-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.
by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008
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Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.
"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail
by benderbeast February 15, 2009
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epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.
biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails
by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009
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Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.
1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.
by Wikked1 May 10, 2009
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