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LOL envy

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.
"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "
by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015
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eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015
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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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Head envy

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.
Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.
by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016
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peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour
G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!
by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016
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Envy King/Queen

Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success. They block their own blessings because they’re too worried about the next man/woman’s moves!
Chuck was known as an envy king because he hated on everyone else because they did what he was too scared to do! Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success.
by _jeffstruth April 14, 2019
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Wheelie envy

When you bust out a mad wheelie on a Harley Davidson street glade and your friend refuses to accept the awesomeness of its existence.
Look what J just did with his harley, jrod must have wheelie envy based on his comments!
by Jmk501 April 21, 2018
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