ELECTROCOCK

Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.

Last night when i used my electrocock i gave my girlfriend an orgasim for the first time.

by jhg September 3, 2007

electric negro

Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.

"Man, I feel asleep in math class today. When the teacher woke me up i felt like an electric negro."

by Gwugluud Barcher March 19, 2008

Electro

abbreviation short for the genre of music called electro boogie or electro funk from the 1980's. commonly misused to abbreviate the genre of music electro house.

Person 1: Electro is awesome.
Person 2: Really? I didn't know people still listened to that.
Person 1: What are you talking about? Haven't you heard of feed me or wolfgang gartner?
Person 2: That's electro house not electro.

by brichards719 August 29, 2012

The Electric Eel

The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.

(this works best in dry climates)

I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!

by SKAR808 October 6, 2009

fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.

“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

electric nigger

Someone who is taken advantage of, usually in terms of labor, treated like a slave or a gopher. He/she is expected to do and behave like some plugged in appliance or machine, that simply functions and does what is told without an ounce of gratitude or respect. Mechanical laborer.

"There is no way in Hell that I am not going to be his little electric nigger for what he's paying me!"

by Tooyabooya June 4, 2007

electric lettuce

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.

Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.

by |etha|meta| September 28, 2005