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by mothers penis April 1, 2020
Get the eat the salami mug.To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020
Get the eat the meaties mug.Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors
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I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
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Get the eating dirt mug.When you eat the ass of a Mexican or person from Latin descent. Reminiscent of the Mexican dish mole which consists of chicken smothered in a chocolate-like gravy.
Bro 1: I can't believe you're hooking up with Brenda
Bro 2: Yeah man, she's a freak and makes me eat the molé.
Bro 1: What the hell is that?
Bro 2: When you eat the booty but since she's Mexican, it's like eating molé
Bro 1: Isn't she super religious?
Bro 2: Yeah man, the religious ones are freaks. Guess you can call it Holy Molé.
Bro 2: Yeah man, she's a freak and makes me eat the molé.
Bro 1: What the hell is that?
Bro 2: When you eat the booty but since she's Mexican, it's like eating molé
Bro 1: Isn't she super religious?
Bro 2: Yeah man, the religious ones are freaks. Guess you can call it Holy Molé.
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This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
by Praker May 13, 2017
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