turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Ass dumpling

The dumpling of an ass.

Bill: Yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my ass.
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling

by Fuckdalfnjewofih November 28, 2010

fuck dumpling

To have sexual intercourse with a dumpling or something that resembles a dumpling.

I am going to fuck dumpling tonight honey, you don't mind do you?

by Jessica Noslot August 17, 2003

dumpling

When a chick sucks your dick while you take a shit.

Susie gave me a dumpling last night.

by Andrew Stein April 14, 2003

Pussy-Dumplings

Small bits of moistented toilet paper residue found in tiny rolled bits in a woman's vagina when a person goes to perform cunnilingus (oral sex) on her.

"I went to go eat out Maria, and I was grossed out when I found a whole batch of pussy-dumplings down in the her valley."

by schonstraws October 21, 2012

Foreskin Dumplings

Fried foreskin, in a Yorkshire Pudding, with gravy, somtimes semen, aka love gravy!

Matt: Emm, those were nice foreskin dumplings tonight

Chris: Yes, extra juicy with semen gravy hehe.

by Jackass Jim May 11, 2006

Drumping

The act of listening to house of pain's "Jump Around" while participating in the act of beer drinking.

OMG we're drunping around to house of pain and it's really hard to not spew while drumping up and down!

by Paulicious October 28, 2008