A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 24, 2019
To expose your bum and act like their drums like an if your talented,you can play björneborgarnas marsch with it
by Paxso-Africano May 12, 2024
Playing music very loudly with headphones on, possibly with the intent to burst the participant's ear drums.
by TurduckenZilla November 19, 2019
Verb- the act of engaging in a rampant, and escalating drum roll upon your partner's breasts leading up to your ejaculation. Most commonly seen in missionary position.
by dudemimicme December 08, 2010
by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023
A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
When your Step dad, mom, step mom, dad, uncle, and a hooker circle around you and best the shit out of you
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020