Dream Driving

To drive while sleeping, nodding dozing or taking a nap.

KayKay I was Dream Driving and I ended up smashing into a living room...

by Andrrewrp88 April 22, 2021

Immature Driving

The driving under 15

My dad Caught me immature driving

by 459395 March 17, 2022

non driving senior

Loser high school seniors who don’t drive. Sometimes referred to as a NDS or someone who sucks at life

Girl: That guy is a non driving senior, that’s why he has no friends

Other girl: oh that makes sense

by ppeessuuddoonnyym November 6, 2022

Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022

the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

Topless Driving

Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.

We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.

by RainforestFor3 October 29, 2023

Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.

Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024