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Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 18, 2008
mugGet the Donut Salemug.

Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...
did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?
by Jonnypcash December 7, 2021
mugGet the Unholy Donutmug.

Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
mugGet the Donutable Eventmug.

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.
Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
mugGet the Thumped Donutmug.

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.
The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.
by dirty monkey March 31, 2015
mugGet the Horny Donutmug.

Cinnamon donut

The process of having sexual intercourse on a beach while covered in lubricant. The lubricant acts as a glue, sticking the sand onto and all over the participants' bodys. Hence, making them appear as cinnamon donuts.
Remember when we went to the beach last weekend and you gave me a cinnamon donut?
by Oliver. L August 19, 2018
mugGet the Cinnamon donutmug.

Donut Rack

When a guy slips two or three glazed donuts on his hard dick and the girl eats 'em and licks away all the frosting.
Girl: You wanna donut rack?
Guy: Heck yeah! Grab one chocolate and one with sprinkles.
by Stephen A.B. August 14, 2020
mugGet the Donut Rackmug.

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