Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again

I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke

by Wolf of Ireland July 14, 2016

Donut date

a chat with a random person from your Slack workspace after you two have been matched by the Donut bot on Slack

On one of my Donut dates I met someone working on a different component of the same project, so we decided to do an end-to-end demo to highlight the work our two teams are doing. It was a huge hit, and it wouldn't have happened without Donut.

by CorrectHorse August 2, 2021

Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013

motherdunkin' donuts

A phrase used when reluctantly or semi-reluctantly buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

Can also be used to generally refer to Dunkin' Donuts.

"Now that my wallet's empty I hope you're happy, here's your motherdunkin' donuts!"

"Man I don't feel like motherdunkin' donuts today, but whatever."

by your real name... Ha I used it October 21, 2011

donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021