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dink

a twink but fat
“so you’re gay, white, a power bottom and fat? you’re such a dink bro”
by dikkeaap October 7, 2021
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Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..
Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.
by johnlee^ December 9, 2023
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Dink

Our baby Dink would have mDe you so proud at her piano recital.
by Baby Dink August 1, 2022
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dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven
If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.
by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020
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dink

noun
1. An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids", referring to a lifestyle where a couple opt for a childfree lifestyle where they both make money to support themselves and each other instead of one person being the breadwinner.
2. Onomatopoeic slang for a headshot in a video game, typically in a first-person shooter with a competitive online multiplayer setting, originating in the video game Counter-Strike from the unique "dink" sound a player hears when shot in the head.

transitive verb
1. The act of scoring such a headshot in a video game.
noun
1. "I prefer a DINK lifestyle so that I can have more freedom for me and my partner to do what I want."
2. "Dink! I got a headshot!"

transitive verb
1. "Wow, did you guys see that? I totally just dinked that guy!"
by StarCraft Maniac February 25, 2025
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Dinke

A small version of the male organ "penis"
person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi
by Thatniggacrazy October 5, 2017
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Dink Taster

Another name for the mouth most often used from one male to anothe male in order to shut one up.
"Your sister is hot" said Jason. "Shut your dink taster" said keith.
by Joel k Alexander May 13, 2005
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