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Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014
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dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
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Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.
Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).
by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020
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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
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benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
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Poop dildo

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
by August ki June 15, 2018
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cactus dildo

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016
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