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No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.
I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.
by Moteq January 1, 2017
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get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.
"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." This happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY. To "get deuced" is the worst possible way to be punished.
by na$ty nate and junior April 23, 2006
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Deuce

2 ounces of promethazine cough syrup aka purple drank, lean, texas tea, purp, and many others.
Yo man pour up deuce and mix it up with that sprite.
by M. Markovich December 28, 2005
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duecer

To take an extra large dump in one's toilet.
Tim: Holy shit, you should see the duecer i laid out in your toilet!
Jim: I'll grab the camera
by Pelican-man July 20, 2008
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ace deuce

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.
by The Inmate June 21, 2008
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droppin' a deuce

"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."
by em & jane September 27, 2003
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deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008
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