dancing sandwich

Cunnilingus

Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauce” all over my face.

by Johnston Thwackhammer August 2, 2021

Dancing

An evolutionary display of fitness. A way to show the opposite gender that you are free of disease and have a relatively high number of desirable genetic traits. A way to advertise one’s, not only high level of evolutionary fitness, but also youth and willingness to mate.

Person A: Wanna go dancing?
Person B: No thanks, I prefer my Fallopian Tubes sperm free at this time.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Salsa Dancing

A dance that involves serious hip flexibility if you wish for it to become a passion/dream. This will probably be simple if you have genes from countries like South America, Cuba, spain etc. then this will probably be a walk in the park
SO SHOW OFF 😁

Damn! I have to go to my salsa dancing lesson! Madam is going to kill me if I haven’t nailed that turn!

by ashheeeeegoldfish January 11, 2022

Dancing Barefoot

Two people getting down and dirty; having sex

Me and my baby are dancing barefoot tonight

by NewLingoAge October 14, 2022

Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture

Something Carter Pewterschmidt does daily.

I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.

by >_<!!!!! February 28, 2023

Dancing In The Street

A gay anthem

-“Have you heard Dancing In The Street?”
-“I love that song”
-“Are you gay?”
-“Nah, I just like David Bowie”

by Halloween Jack 🎃 April 5, 2023

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023