Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

Crystal Birthday

when a persons' birthday falls on the exact weekday he/she was born. This will happen every 5-6-11-6yrs in a cycle repeating after the last 6. Unless a heap year is in your birthday cycle.

Kelly was born on a Wednesday August 17, 1994.
This year, August 17, 2016 her birthday will fall on a Wednesday which is the same weekday she was born. Therefore, it's her Crystal Birthday.

by dothereggie May 15, 2016

Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.

when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.

by Kissofdeath September 6, 2010

Crystal Godfrey

A selfish, self centered, ignorant & cold-hearted person that behaves as such for no reason. Completely heartless & evil without cause.

Katie is acting like a Crystal Godfrey.

by G.C's Miriam Webster May 23, 2020

crystal foster

An amazing person. Amazing ass. Very thicc. Deserves a good boyfriend or girlfriend. She's bisexual. Deserves the best.

Crystal foster is my favorite bisexual.

by Crystal Foster April 21, 2019

Crystal Zang

1. An extremely powerful form of crystal meth.

2. Peters Mom.

1. Shiiit dude this crystal zang is sooo much better than that crack I got from Peter's Mom last week!

2. Chase looked up Peters Mom, Crystal Zang.

by Big Cao March 8, 2011

sister crystal

slang term for crystal meth

looking for my sister crystal let me know if you find her

by jzw90 June 27, 2012