crusty cat

Dry Pussy.

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.

by Kagame Len March 9, 2016

crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016

crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019