bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

Hate crime Wednesday

“Hate crime Wednesday” is a day that occurs every week in which all hate crimes are legal

Dan: hey faggot
Bob: woah! Dude you can’t say that

Dan: it’s hate crime Wednesday

by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022

Crime game

Any one of several different types of games that is played with a deck of cards that has the name of a crime written on each card and the person who picks a card the name of the crime written on it is what they have to do.
For example if you pick the king and it has the word "kill" written on it you have to kill someone.
It is a game of daring that only people with the most guts plays and there is also much high stakes betting involved.

There playing the crime game.

by Judgedredd7 January 7, 2012

crime man

Based hacker man who is in NKK

Hey I'm scared of crime man

by Crimeman September 25, 2021

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018