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kraig crawford

basically the coolest guy ever state champion wrestler and sex god women flock to him and he does what he wants also refered to as an american bad ass
american bad ass greatness awesome wrestler sex god kraig crawford
by cradlekraig July 20, 2009
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Crawford Moment

A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.
Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!

Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!

Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!

Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!
by IHeartBitches July 28, 2010
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coon craft

Remarkably insensitive name for an English company in the 1950's and 1960's that used to make golliwog soft toys, including some 6-foot tall ones.

Understandably, no longer in business (for the obvious reasons and the fact that my gran owned it and is now dead)
This golliwog was made by Coon Craft, Ltd.
by JohnnyMalaria May 10, 2006
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arts and crafts week

I couldn't shag her tonight, because it's arts and crafts week at panty school
by maximum77 February 24, 2010
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crawfish box

it's a box you put crawfish in.... obviously
-Clepper "NOOOO OMG OMG OMG! I Can't Believe IT! I forgot the crawfish box!!!"
-Car full of confused MUNistas "uh... what's a crawfish box?"(whilst looking around confusedly at one another)
- Cleper "it's a box to put crawfish in."
-KK "so you have a box and you put crawfish in?"
-Clepper "yes"
... this is not a joke.
by Alex Horner January 11, 2009
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Crafelty

crusty yellow panties or the yellow residue left on womens underwear. Cra~felty
damn! that chicks underwear was crafelty, she needs to do her laundry
by duncan619 December 20, 2008
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Sands Crawford

The Seckseyest bagel this side of the moon.
by HOT DOG December 1, 2003
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