When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
Get the Turtle Touching Cottonmug. by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016
Get the pink cotton candymug. having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
Get the riding the cotton ponymug. Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.
(the bubbles seem to make it go away)
(the bubbles seem to make it go away)
by Vincenzo December 3, 2003
Get the Cotton Mouth Killermug. Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007
Get the chocolate cotton ballsmug. A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
by Naystee Neight June 9, 2016
Get the cotton candy blowjobmug. This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.
Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.
Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.
Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.
Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.
Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."
"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
"Fine..."
"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
by Ogen July 20, 2009
Get the Pick My Cottonmug.