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Human Coldsore

Someone who is disease-filled, exhibited by scabs all over his body. Disease is typically obtained by long stays in Thailand, and the occasional trip to Gold Coast. Has been down the yellow river many times!
Rice-cakes is the human coldsore. Must have got it from that Minga he fucked today.
by P.Sat November 2, 2009
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Louisiana Extension Cord

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.
John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.
by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 15, 2010
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Run To The Green Cards

A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)



Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.

We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
by Kisstobell April 20, 2009
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Poke'mon Cards

A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.
6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.
by pokemon cards suck August 4, 2007
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pull cord

by BR October 30, 2003
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Codsworth

A stupid ass name that my little sister came up with when I asked her what is Cosmo's name from The Fairly Oddparents
"What is that green hair guys name from the Fairly Oddparents? Is it Codsworth?
by Miranda Perez August 22, 2016
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bumbilical cord

slang for a prolapsed anus. also used to describe a prolapsed anus that has been left still connected to a penis after an anal sex act.
things must have gone awry, because his bumbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel
by blackrob666 October 15, 2009
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