Fuck off of a Chris
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
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A meanie-jerk face! (look it up people!) a stupid stalker that will NOT take NO for an answer! Who will eventually get too obsessed, and follow you EVERYWHERE! (yes even when your Downtown, like, seven miles away. AND just HAPPENED to know EXACTLY where you are!) And Turn into a STALKER!!
Chica 1: AHHHH, Chris is here!
Chica 2: OMG we're gonna DIE!!!
* Everyone runs and hides, even guys cause Chrises are usually HOMO*
Chica 2: OMG we're gonna DIE!!!
* Everyone runs and hides, even guys cause Chrises are usually HOMO*
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Girl: Im so sad and down
*Chris walks by smelling of rainbows and cupcakes*
Girl: I feel so warm and fuzzy inside now!
Boy: *nose bleed*
*Chris walks by smelling of rainbows and cupcakes*
Girl: I feel so warm and fuzzy inside now!
Boy: *nose bleed*
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