Chandler

That weird human who is always making sarcastic comments and being weird

Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!

by Emzy S. August 30, 2019

Chandler

Chandler is a gross otaku who has terrible memory and the laugh of a 4 year old child.

Chandler is SHORT as hell
Chandler is a b i t c h

by Cheeweer September 30, 2019

Chadsty

In reference to the Chad from Charlie's Angels. It is an adjective that describes the feeling of being like Chad.

This feels like a chadsty weekend

by UrbanImmigrant October 3, 2019

Chandler

The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.

"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "

by Heater Beater October 9, 2019

Chandelier

Ugliest kid you will ever meet, she is very honest to people even if it’s not a good honesty. Don’t get her pissed off or she will go haywire on yo ass. She’s not talented what so ever so don’t try, also don’t bug her!

Chandelier is always so mad looking

by choochoo_thomas_the_train October 17, 2019

Chandler

One of the nicest people you'll meet! She will totally say yes if you ask her out!

Guy 1: You should ask Chandler out, dude!
Guy 2: NAHHH she'll totally reject!
Chandler: No, I'll go out with you!

by thicccone October 25, 2019

Chaids

A disease one acquires from having sexual intercourse on the floor of the fraternity basement while being watched by a brother. Once the disease is acquired, it cannot be cured and all offspring will also suffer from chaids.

Dude 1: where’d you go with that girl last night?

Dude 2: we went in the basement and fucked on the floor.

Dude 1: holy shit, you have chaids.

by asseatinszn69 October 25, 2019