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Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
by D-Train312 June 29, 2023
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Sturdy Ceramic Mug

This sturdy ceramic mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. It's glossy white and the printed text retains its quality when dish-washed and microwaved.

Dimensions are 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter.
by Allium_4660 September 13, 2023
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Kentucky Cereal

Chunks of stale white bread eaten out of a bowl with milk.

When your parents have a Kentucky Breakfast every morning you grow up eating a lot of Kentucky Cereal.
Cleetus prepared himself a bowl of Kentucky cereal while his parents readied their Kentucky breakfast.
by BillyP123 October 21, 2023
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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
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Milk in the cereal bowl

When you ejaculate into either your, or anothers bellybutton
She thought I was giving her a creampie but I pulled the ol'e milk in the cereal bowl on her.
by Turtlerod69 May 21, 2019
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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.
Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.
by fuckfreud October 12, 2019
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