The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem August 8, 2016
Get the Breaching the Castlemug. by Geoff walton June 6, 2022
Get the Barnard Castlemug. Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.
Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."
Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."
Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."
by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025
Get the to make sand castlesmug. This is the easy time
The first and last river crossed
A happy time
Can you hear the voices
Calling - calling - calling
Go on - go on - go on keep moving
Its so easy to see why
The first and last river crossed
A happy time
Can you hear the voices
Calling - calling - calling
Go on - go on - go on keep moving
Its so easy to see why
He who will rise will fall again
I see your eyes
Castles In Spain
Push your way across
And did I feel uneasy here
You settled in
Can you hear...
You're here and you know why
He who will...
Can you hear...
What can I do
You settled in
A happy time
What can I do
I see your eyes
Castles In Spain
Push your way across
And did I feel uneasy here
You settled in
Can you hear...
You're here and you know why
He who will...
Can you hear...
What can I do
You settled in
A happy time
What can I do
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
Get the Castles in Spainmug. by Jspjrob June 11, 2018
Get the Poo Castlemug. An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.
Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019
Get the New Castle Engagementmug. The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.
by rodrew December 29, 2018
Get the Russian Castlemug.