Barnard Castle

Rape capital of County Durham

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped

by Geoff walton June 6, 2022

to make sand castles

Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.

Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."

Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."

by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025

Bellbridge Castle Advantics

The Adventures and Antics of the Castle in the lost city of Bellbridge, London.

Have you read that series, Bellbridge Castle Advantics By ~PrincessOfBellbridge?

by Graypoopon June 24, 2012

Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 14, 2018

Hustle Castle

Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy and also is very horny. Only real chad's dare to download it.

Guy 1: Yo I just downloaded Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy!
Guy 2: Just be aware of all the girls that are coming at you for downloading such a chad game

by DJLOLLMAO February 22, 2021

self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”

Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”

by johnqdoe April 24, 2024

Girl in the castle

The one keeping the walls up usually.

The girl in the castle wanted everyone else to defend her castle at all times.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020