pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

Cancer Candy

Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy

Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy

by maxscene September 11, 2009

cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.

That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.

by da wong mang November 16, 2021

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.

"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."

by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009

cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018