As we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, my uncle announced: " Hey everyone,I just wanted to let you all know that I am gay. Yes, I like to burn the donut."
by Cranky Nanny September 26, 2009
A Simpsons character based on Mr. Charles Bridges, a gym teacher at Harrison High School. Harrison is where the creator of The Simpsons went.
Mr. Burns is Mr. Bridges
by groosha5 October 22, 2010
(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 09, 2010
The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.
Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
by Cinanymous September 22, 2010
The expansion to World of Warcraft that will be released on January 16th, 2007. Will raise the level cap to 70, add levels to all professions, create 2 new races (Draeni for Allianc, and Blood Elves for the Horde), And will add numerous new areas and dungeons to explore.
by qtothey December 06, 2006
when you try to lite a fart on fire and the flame goes staight up your asshole and tourches all hair off the poo-hole
i tried to show off by liting farts and my bowels stared burning in which i lost all hair around rectum leaving my bowels-a-burning.
by jon and bill November 30, 2002
A town in northwest indiana where the people are weird the fire chief dosent know his head from a hole in the ground and the town councle are circus rejects also we seem to have 1 steel mill truck stops and fire work stores not to mention liquor stores its a hookers paradise
by Bh boy November 29, 2008