As we were eating Thanksgiving dinner, my uncle announced: " Hey everyone,I just wanted to let you all know that I am gay. Yes, I like to burn the donut."
by Cranky Nanny September 26, 2009

A Simpsons character based on Mr. Charles Bridges, a gym teacher at Harrison High School. Harrison is where the creator of The Simpsons went.
Mr. Burns is Mr. Bridges
by groosha5 October 22, 2010

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.
Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
by Cinanymous September 23, 2010

The expansion to World of Warcraft that will be released on January 16th, 2007. Will raise the level cap to 70, add levels to all professions, create 2 new races (Draeni for Allianc, and Blood Elves for the Horde), And will add numerous new areas and dungeons to explore.
by qtothey December 7, 2006

by SlateLiv May 28, 2021

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
