birthday beats 

The tradition in school when it's someones birthday to sellotape them to a lamp post and then give them a punch on the shoulder.

It's a good hearted tradition

It's Jamie's birthday next week, we should all get together to make sure that he gets his birthday beats!

birthday beats by Jaycangel August 7, 2006

birthday sex 

the best birthday present. Usually involving 1 or more hookers.

My mom got me the birthday sex and I was satisfied. I always anticipate my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.

birthday sex by niccos May 12, 2008

birthday month 

Exactly a month till your birthday.

November 6 is the first day of birthday month for people with a birthday on December 6.

birthday month by biiiiirthdaymonthisrealllll November 4, 2010

birthday cake 

When a man shits on a plate and smushes it up to look like a cake then jizz's on the top to make it look like icing. Then scrapes the 'cake' on his pubic area and makes a hole in the middle and sticks his cock in the hole. Then he makes someone eat the 'cake' and then suck his cock as a treat afterwards.

A: " John gave me a birthday cake last night, it was my favorite flavor."
b: " Really? Did you get his treat?"
A: "Yeah, it was awesome. Have you ever gotten birthday cake'd?"
b: "No, but it sounds yummy."

birthday cake by heehee! March 22, 2011

birthday kick 

A birthday kick is a tradition on IRC-Networks. Instead of claps on the butt you get a birthday kick. (birthday /kick)

* you have been kicked by ChanServ (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KICK!!!!!!)

birthday kick by JensM November 5, 2005

birthday thread advertising 

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.

Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.

birthday thread advertising by dotLou April 19, 2007

birthday stalkblocked 

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

birthday stalkblocked by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011