Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

brad

brad I'm very sorry ur not fat ur skinny twig man

brad this is ozzy

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

brad flynn

A person that exists on planet earth and the digital world with no friends

Wow, this loser is such a brad flynn

by Hispano04 January 29, 2020

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess

by Rus44035 January 29, 2018

brad

a brad who is not a douche.

That guy gets a bad rap because he works out, he's a brad.

by Esarey December 11, 2018

Brad Whitehouse

Fucking Awesome.

heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"

Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"

you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"

by ImNotGod December 4, 2011